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7 published issues
2026 Season
7 issues
Volume III · Issue 6 · Week 6
The Bye Weeks Arrived. Some Lineups Did Not.
Week 6 turns into a lineup-management lesson: Catyn leaves multiple no-game starters active, George gets 40.15 from a waiver replacement, every Great Molasses team lands at 3-3, and the Rams need another kicker.
Monday night keeps two matchups alive, Ben scores 294.33, Gotham beats its combined projection by 390.84 points, and the Chaos Index reaches a season-high 9.1.
October arrives with three Boston Tea Party teams at 3-1, Catyn's 256.44-point first win, haunted benches, roster spellwork, and a season-high 8.9 Chaos Index.
The Undefeated Are Extinct. Seven Teams Want the Throne.
Every 2-0 team loses, seven teams crowd the top at 2-1, the Chaos Index lands at 7.7, and Week 3 provides the season's clearest lesson about benches and projections.
Bobby's Juicemen Nearly Hit 300. Dolly's Dolls Got the Bill.
Week 1 of the Chaos era: Bobby nearly reaches 300, the first Chaos Index lands at 6.6, both former champions lose, and the Gazette has its first receipts.
The first issue of the Chaos era: draft-night reactions, preseason power rankings, the Chaos Threat Scale, league history, and the first predictions of Year 3.